We have despised, and we do mean seriously despised Love Vs Design from a hateful, bilious distance for longer than we care to say. Fashion and trend forward designs, killer fonts, do you see why we have all kinds of problems with them *kisses teeth, gnashes teeth, grimaces a bit* They are based in the US of A, a bit too far for us to actively attack… but then we guess that’s what biochemical laced post if for. We can get you from overseas… oh yes we can!
Love Vs Design, well they ship to the UK… but we have hook-ups in the post office, we can arrange for things to disappear *sinister laugh chokes a bit while laughing performs self administered Heimlich manoeuvre*.
So, yeah – see all these sweet designs for this reason we hate them. They are a scourge on our eyes. *looks about swiftly for property to damage and wonders where the YouTube videos are on how to handle anthrax*
We said Anthrax, what is a day without a spurious track let’s get some death metal up in hurr…
These images are so upsettingly lovely that we are actually taking to our beds in utter despair (well we are kind of in bed already so it makes it quite handy for a sulkfest). Nerd Dirty you kill us with your absolute evil design skills and thrills. Why do you have to such good present…WHY????? *sniffs* They’re on Etsy too… damn face. *lies down plank style on pillow and tries to smother self in a suicidal rage*
How are you doing out there? Fine are you? Enjoying the Sunny weather? Well we are not fine! We are not fine at all! We are rather annoyed to say the least because of this
Bad enough that two graphic designers made this, worse that they are in love. Makes us choke in fact… so newlyweds Meghan Hopkins and John Sokorai though we wish you many happy years together, we don’t wish you happy design years. We curse your offset printing and your coding too… that image is their custom site y’all; and we hope that your pantone cards wither and yellow with time. A pox on you, but not your wedding), I mean we are evil, but not that evil! On the subject of the wedding you can see lovely images on Brooklyn Bride
We find the wording ‘comic strip’ an unequivocal contradiction in terms. There ain’t nothing comical about you or your work Three Eggs; in fact it is desperately sad to the point of depression. So, if you here any news of someone hurling themselves into the Thames, clasping a Wacom tablet, and screaming obscenities. That will be us… so thanks Three Eggs Design for totally making our day.
