We like to give you a balanced argument when we proffer suggestions: on one hand this could be bit of a bad idea, I mean H20 is good for the old cadaver and as for Champagne; well asides from the hangover it will leave you broker than Barclays will be once all they ‘ve been fined… (*air punch for topical joke*)on the other hand like Barclays if you like to pop bottles of Bollinger with some rate fixing on the side, then why not! Just don’t mention Beyond Beyond at your 12 step meeting and claim that we were responsible for your champagne abuse.
*as a side note are we the only ones who say Cham-pagen a la Zapp Brannigan.
Also are the only ones who think that as idiotic as he is, he’s kind of hot for a cartoon character.
We can feel you judging us, right now…
We’ll distract you with some Salt n Pepa, let the spurious song begin…
Well, as much as a marriage is all about saying ‘I do’ there are a lot of democratic power plays and issues that have to be resolved such: custodial issue pertaining to who holds the remote control, volume of noise generated when leaving the room in the morning, and what side of the bed to sleep on (You no longer get to say both of them).
We have no answer for the first to queries, but theses pillows take care of that issue. ‘My side and your side’ pillows. However, you can always claim immunity from this bed linen law if you simply say ‘What’s mine is yours and what’s your is mine’. As Jimmy Carr has proven this week, we all need a loophole (sleeping arrangements included).
We do like some paper cutting, and we have to say that we are in love with these pretties from Kyleigh’s papercuts. All kinds of wonderful found via Not on the High Street, Kyleigh we salute your paper pimpology, total adoration!
Well, we remember Sting’s lament when he warbled about the shape of his heart, but this is something that we doubt he could find fault with as it is the shape of the heart in all its magnificent aorta and valve detail.
We spied these and we thought that this would make a great alternative boutonniere, you don’t have to have flowers when you can have heart! These pretties come from the design mind of Paula McGurdy. And you don’t have to stop at these bad boys for boutonnieres with a difference. We thought that her fantastic mixed media pieces would be rather fly as a gift for the couple. We love!