Well good morning all you fine young cannibals, and all you gorgeous creatures! I hope that you had weekends that were filled with marvels, magic and beautifully orchestrated mayhem.
Mine was a weekend filled with galleries, some good ass cooking… not that I actually cooked ass. But, I actually love my weekends off as it means I get to do some rather lovely things! Including get my drink on! So, I hope that your two days away from work were filled with more pleasure than you could measure and all that good stuff! In other news… here’s other news!
This week’s follow is: @theBloggess… yes I know that I’ve featured her before but anyone who starts up the Unicorn Success club, has got to be followed – in fact scratch that – stalked! However, if you get caught outside her abode (may it may be a humble, might be cribs style pimping I don’t know).
However, as we were saying, if you get caught outside her abode with an adult nappy, a pee-pee jar, tazer gun, or Chloroform – please don’t have a print out of this blog page saying that I said to stalk people. I’m already on bail for stalking hotness on the internet, and having broken into Madonna’s London Home – I can’t be defendant again! (Madge’s home is quite nice but not worthy of a fridge raid… too much macrobiotic/ kabbalah shiz) – basically, if you stalk… you stalk alone!
This week’s hero is… Vivienne Westwood – she’s simply our favourite Bad Mamma Jamma, I hope to be so anti-establishment, uncouth and straight to the point when we are in our eighth decade (although some might argue I am that way already).
Our fab five for this week is the following:
A Mountain top HitchfestAmazeballs pencil action!!!!
Unlike the other Gwyneth this one isn’t blonde, pretty, skinny, slightly annoying, irritatingly married with cute kids to a rockstar, while dispensing gems of wisdom about getting home early to make sure you marriage is rock solid – whilst writing a lifestyle blog, acting and modelling on the side.
Nope, the Gwyneth we have in mind is from Percy Handmade; will merely sit on your lovely bonce and encourage people to say gorgeous things about you on your wedding day. In short one will make you feel like a lowly underachiever and the other will make you feel pretty. The choice is yours! We’ve used this spurious track before, but it’s our blog and we’ll recycle a musical joke.
Oh Hello, Black Sheep!
Fine up your Friday with some Fine & Fleurie! Apart from the fact that this image from Studio B is the bomb.com – we also love the pretty hat. Mini is not good when it comes to cakes, or breaks – but when it comes to hats – mini is perfect when it is a mini Duponi Blush Dupioni Silk Mini Hat with Sparkle.
Good Morning sweet morning, what can we say other than it been a hell of a design week. A freaking crazy one… a ridiculously busy one, and we are gearing up to have a fantastically lazy one punctuated by the day that we get forecourt flowers, a dog eared card and heart calcifying chocolate - How else do you thank you mother for the pain of birth?
So word to your Mothers… which brings us to handy download time! Because we are nicer that nice you can have a free postcard which you can lovingly run of your printer. Now, we presume if you are printing this postcard on Friday – you might not actually have time to erm post it! So, give it to Mama by hand in that case x
Now onward - in life there are winners and losers and this Good Friday the winners are! The Blu-Ray Back to the Future Boxset… drum roll! The winner is…
And the Bead Craft contest – second drum roll! The winner is…
On that note lovers, we wish you an Fantastic Friday, sexy Saturday and scintillating Sunday. Deuces for now you lovely lot!!!!
