We haven’t done one for the boys in quite some time have we lovers, we do have a Beyond Beyond girl law of besties before testes, however we are going to man up this blog for a lil’ bit purely because these are so awesome town we kind of want these for ourselves.
Behold WiFi USB cufflinks. So basically wherever you go a little gadget cloud will follow you making creating a moveable hot spot. No more nursing tepid lattes in Starbucks, hoping that they haven’t clocked the fact that you have been in there all day and you are doing refills from a thermos. You can wander around in the highfalutin knowledge that you are more connected than Ari Gold *takes a moment of silence for Entourage*.
Perfect boy gift for the big day… we loves it! £194.99 from Firebox.
To paraphrase André three triple 0 we prayed so hard that we need some knee pads, *pause for man porn intermission – we love Kelis and all, but let’s stay focussed on André…drooool*
We mean what the hell… seriously, what the hell – we were so disgusted when we saw Wit & Wisdoms designs that we had to question the rhyme and reason. What kind of Supreme Being shenanigans are these – allowing people to possess far superior design skills and witty repartee than us??? ‘You are sweeter than bees vomit’ we should be delivering this one liner – not them!
For freaking reals, other than the penny sweets that we used to steal on the way to church, what was the big deal, and when you think about it the cavities that we got out of that devil’s bargain were an adequate punishment.
However, it seems that divine retribution is a gift that keeps on giving *sigh with a tear in the eye*. Wit and Whistle, you make us wanna wet our whistle with hard liquor with alongside some Columbian icing sugar – we are hating on you!
We are having a torrid emotional affair with a pair of shoes, like all modern obsessions of the digital age, it began on pinterest and it will end in torment and despair. We scoured the internet like garden variety stalkers looking for a word, a whisper or a glimmer as to where we could buy these shoes (at 90% off – hey we believe in love, but only of the cheap and discount variety) and slowly – with each keystroke, each swollen finger ligment – carpal claws, pinky sinews crying out in pain and for a bit of deep heat we found no further evidence of our babies. Do you see what we see… aren’t these simply divine? Non?
They had evaporated, a spectre of our fashionista imagination *sighus gianticus (we’re feeling a little latin and listening to Mark Anthony and vintage Menudo won’t do it!)*. However, as the objects of our love are part of Mr McQueens collection we were led to Net-a-Porter where we feasted our eyes on this… what a dress. It has a serious Aphrodite with a her man getting, magic girdle wearing, hot patootie twerking vibe to it. Potential wedding dress? Well, we most certainly think it so… The Degradé silk-chiffon gown by Alexander McQueen on Net-A-Porter
Well happy Monday, we are kind of digging the fact that the mornings are lighter, and the sky is a wicked shade of blue at the moment. Yes, in the wee hours you do get that cartoon-esque nasal icicle drip because it is still rather cold. But London town is looking mighty fine and knowing that we are transitioning into the spring is a nice feeling, and we are also rather excited about Pancake Day *licks lips LL Cool J style – although why is he always licking his lips we should have a telephon for Ladies Love Cool James and get him some Vaseline*. Since it is technically a fried Yorkshire pudding we are going to have to experiment with Pancakes and some gravy; don’t get disgusted you know that you wanna try it too.
So, time to kick of the week’s shenanigans this week’s follow is the lovely Yolande De Vries, lovely photographer and a good all around homosapien. You might also remember that we had a little competition running for a shoot with the lovely Yolande… and the lucky son of a gun is!
Halcyon Smith
Massive congratulations lovely, we can’t wait to see the results of your shoot!
We know that we are very late coming to the superbowl and Grammy party but this week’s heroes are Adele (nothing quite puts Karl Lagerfeld in his place like winning 6 Grammies)
And M.I.A as rude gesticulating and doing bad things with your fingers is always one for the win!
And the fab five for the week is:
An Adorable Foodie Chicago Wedding on 100 Layer Cake
Sweet Inspiration from Katja Grauman via 79 Ideas
Paper porn *drool* via Blink Blink
DIY Confetti Tablecloth via Oh Happy Day
London Fashion Week 2012 *we are getting our daily fashion fix from Vogue*
Oh and ‘cos we are nice like that have some Adele to accompany you morning skiving (we all know that your on the clock dear hearts, but we won’t tell *wink*
