Well lovers, it is Tuesday so not only is it Shoesday, it is about head to toe guest magic up in here, up in here- so let us begin with the shoes that we have spent all week asking little baby Jesus for *purrs like a kitten about to dive in to vat of clotted cream*
These deserve a mega wolf whistle, we love you Walter Steiger, oh yes we really do! We’d sell your grand mammas, not ours – YOURS! – for a sniff of these *dissolves into a sea of hormones over the shoes… the sweet shoes*
Guest so fine that they blow our mind! We love these mismatched bridesmaid beauties from the Wedding of Tash & Paul on Hello May image by Brown Paper Parcel
All white now baby, it’s all white now
All white now baby, it’s all white now
A Beyond Beyond rework of Free – Alright Now
A bit of all white – haven’t seen this much white since the infamous yayo snorting scene in Scarface, or earlier in the year when it snowed, and snowed, and snowed *shudders at the icy memory*. However, we are going to contravene every single tenet known to the world of wedding and bust out with it being all white for both day and night - no we don’t mean a wedding attended by EDL *yeah we said it*.
We are talking about the recent White Lies Capsule collection from French Connection, modelled by Suki Waterhouse. Truth be told to dispel a myth – you can wear white if you are guest, just don’t turn up in the Pronovias 2014 First Love Collection with makeup smearing your face like a demented clown.
The couple might guess that you aren’t wholly supportive of their uniform. Trip the white fantastic and see the full collection up in hurrrrr
Image Mac All About Orange Collection via Eyeshadow Lipstick // Collection Landing June/July
Since the outfit is glacial in appearance – we figured that the makeup needed to be super hot – and although Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit according to Jeanette Winterson, it is the only colour that we are interested in when it comes to giving good face.
We love this orange eye tutorial from Pixiwoo
But, if you want to keep it strictly about the lippy you may want to try this lip and neutral eye tutorial from So Filthy Gorgeous, darlings!
Image via Go Runway // Glamour.com
It’s all about low ponies a sophisticated style for long hair from x3Thuha (she is the most happy and adorable person ever!)
And Warren Holmes for Nicky Clarke

The talons are gonna have to match the face we love this tutorial from Tangled in Wishes Nail Design
There was part of us hoping that Rouge Pony would actually be an shop featuring Ponies wearing Rouge kind of RuPaul meets Mr Ed/Shergar/Black Beauty (this is a styled shoot waiting to happen we can feel it in our water)… well that’s not what we found however, we certainly were not disappointed in the slightest when we discovered a digital castle filled with delights.

We are fans of headgear there is something about a head without adornment that makes us a little sad, however – fear not for those of you who believe in the magic and power of pretty headgear then you will love what you see in this fair store!



It’s flower crown and feather headband heaven – you might be wondering why you have to reserve them for wedding days, we think it is delightfully appropriate to wear one both at work and when you go to the corner store for a paper… we’re trying to give you suggestions to float your sartorial boat. However, these are but mere morsels, there is far more in store (see what we did) if you head over to Rouge Pony now
From top to bottom: Burgundy Velvet Rose Flower Crown, White Rose Flower Crown, White Feather Headband, Vintage Peach Flower Crown
O h this morning, oh the fashion, oh the pretties… we are one day later than normal but we tell you – of course we had to bring it in the best of the guestness stakes.
Let the shoes werk it and twerk it with various outfits, it is all about the combination - Combo heels from Zara
We love a happy group surrounding the kissing couple! Betty and Johnny on Rock n’ Roll Bride
The photographic glory goes to: Dot and Lucy Photography
Our dirty secret of the moment is that when we hear the word ‘Gatsby’ as it kind of sets our teeth on edge, we are actually waiting for a Gatsby inspired vajazzle – we understand brand alignment but still lovers, still. (we love the film but it is sliding into overkill…)
However, we are going to use the word Gatsby – meaning 1920’s flapper style dress magic from Needle and Thread in a dress that has knock em dead slathered all over it. This is rather beautiful the Illuminate Silk Midi Dress – cop your one now on ASOS
The photographic glory goes to: Eyeshadow Lipstick
We are all about the chrome – like it love it and get your chrome metallic silver eyes on in this tutorial from Desiree
Image via The Hairdressers Journal
In a continuance of *teeth grind* Gatsby… we’ve got a whole lot of faux bob going on… a little bit of flapper style without having scissors touch your bonce. Tutorial via It’s my Cookie Dough

We’ve found a workaround ‘Art Deco’ air punch for not saying the ‘G’ word. A lovely art deco nail tutorial from Robin Moses Nail Art
This week is about finding your inner boy,
They make us think of the Mr. Mister song – take these gorgeous wings (in shoe form of course) these lovelies are from Melissa (they smell fantastic too!)
You’ve got to love a gorgeous group of girlies holding up love signs – this beautiful troop for Bridesmaids over on Boho Weddings & Events
It’s all about utilitarian lines and doing what Ciara once sang – being like a boy. A spurious shanty? Why of course…
Cos, is all about the clean and mean and our outfit choice for today is all about being super cool and considering all the super fine food and the wedding we thought we’d be generous to find you some fancy eating pants and a bit of loose fitting lushness so that you can hide your food baby! We like the Origami Collar Top andCropped wide leg trousers from Cos. You can always soften things up with some pretty bling if this look is too hard.
{image via Eyeshadow Lipstick}
Now, the outfit might be masculine but we are all about a super feminine face be pretty in pink – work those hot pink lips, mamas!
For Brown Skin Ladies via Lanie Luvs Beauty
And Barbie Pink Lips for European Skin
It’s about high pony tail action you need some extension action via Carlibel55
and for Afro Bellas with Sexiiiiginz

Time to nail that look lovers – pink lips and a neon nail dream (with a bit of paperclip pimping)! Do this! Tutorial via Dear Natural 62


































