We believe in signs and symbols that the universe shows us, when we see a McNuggets container rolling across the street: ghetto confetti style, we know the universe is telling us to eat McNuggets.
When we see a discarded Primani bag taking flight in a windy gust of air, with the majesty of a Phoenix, we know that we need to take a trip to Primark and load up our wardrobe with disposable fashion.
So, when we say KT Jean on the front page of Etsy plus an interview, we knew that one of her dresses was begging to be featured up in here. A stunningly beautiful lace shift dress right here, oooh and don’t forget to read all up on the talented lady herself right here.
Do you know what we haven’t indulged in for quite some time a full on, out and out, stuff our eyes until they pop dress overload!!!
Since, we are trying to be pious with our eating habits, you know well meaning rabbit food and mooning over cake that we don’t feel quite right about eating ‘normally’ until we hit February. February that sweet month in which our resolution resolve slackens as much as our waste bands – seriously our Waynetta Slob eating pants call softly to us from the fringes talking of whoopie cakes, apple pie, crème brulee, jerk chicken and snickers bars.
So, to keep on track with our diet the only candy we are allowing ourselves is the new Charlotte Balbier Candy Kisses range. You can see the full range of the good stuff right here, so let’s have a bit o’ a spurious song… hello Soul for Real (with Heavy D: R.I.P).
Now, wedding kids let the wedding dress porn commence!
We’ve gotta wind up the day with a swing-batta-batta-swing outta the ballpark- shazamm kind of kablaammmm – dress!!! Seriously, if we are going to stretch this metaphor further than Ke$ha has stretched a one octave singing/talking/autotuned voice… whaddya mean hater, seriously… okay, I guess you could say that in a vocal off, Mariah Carey hasn’t got a patch on her… but for reals if you need autotune for when you are ‘rapping’,well…
Oh, yes back to stretching that sports metaphor… seriously out of outfield, in fact, just landed in the middle of a highway and has been run over by an articulated lorry!
*does inappropriate celebration lap around desk and resumes typing*
The whole point of that rambling prose and inappropriate posturing was the need to share the fact that, we kind of dig this dress so much that we had to create a celeb attack/basebell metaphor for it. The end.
Dress magic in the form of the Marie dress…super tasty! Oh + Yes from Bridal Tree
You know us always ravenous for the bargainous and it doesn’t get better pricewise than this! Kaboom! Step in the room… this stunning dress is from My Lola… lovely!
