To paraphrase André three triple 0 we prayed so hard that we need some knee pads, *pause for man porn intermission – we love Kelis and all, but let’s stay focussed on André…drooool*

We mean what the hell… seriously, what the hell – we were so disgusted when we saw Wit & Wisdoms designs that we had to question the rhyme and reason.  What kind of Supreme Being shenanigans are these – allowing people to possess far superior design skills and witty repartee than us??? ‘You are sweeter than bees vomit’ we should be delivering this one liner – not them!

For freaking reals, other than the penny sweets that we used to steal on the way to church, what was the big deal, and when you think about it the cavities that we got out of that devil’s bargain were an adequate punishment.

However, it seems that divine retribution is a gift that keeps on giving *sigh with a tear in the eye*.  Wit and Whistle, you make us wanna wet our whistle with hard liquor with alongside some Columbian icing sugar – we are hating on you!