There are some things that make you say ‘The F**k’
Yes, there are truly some things like that which are encountered on the interwebs and in wedding design land. We were doing our usual doings on the internet thinking we were break the thermoter hot…
We were so feeling ourselves…
No, not in the bad touching kind of way (we might multitask but we believe in the sanctity of our keyboard and maintaining it’s hygiene).
We mean in the *cough* Miley Cyrus // Will.i.am (also known as William) way.
We did muse that it would be hella funny that if whilst on his tour of Sydney Wills demands to be called Will.i.am. But, since he was all ‘I’ll sue you Pharrell!’ we think that it would lead to defriending on Facebook, handbags o’clock and the rest between the Wills’.
Oh, we forgot we are actually meant to be a wedding blog… back to the point, we were feeling ourselves but the warm afterglow of our self love fest faded faster than relations between the Ukraine and Russia (too soon?) when we saw this.
This wedding branding is so sick that it made us dry heave and ugly cry all at once, it was special – particularly considering how much clean up was required due to the makeup smears. The guests might have been crying happy tears at this big day hooray.
We just cried, nothing worse than being bettered.
It made our souls shrivel.
So, this is the stuff that a graphic designers nightmares are of. Thank you for contributing to our insomnia, we appreciate you for that Amanda and Husband. We really do!
Oh, you’ll restore our spirits if you twerk to this and vine us – ta much, for making us Happy all over again
Well, it is that time of day where we stare at our screens comfort eat, curse the universe and reuse or sometimes invent new swears, it is design envy time !
Today, the designer who is torturing us with a blue invitation suite (that is making our brown eyes blue) is Keshi Bouri. On one hand we can hate or we can player congratulate as anyone how gives us a comfort eating pass on the day where copious amounts of sandwiches are floating around the office kitchen, can’t be all bad.
So, we thank thee for giving an excuse to eat our feelings, and if you let us drink our feelings you’ll be on the Christmas list.
See more goodness of Keshi up on this link here.
Never has the phrase player hater been so apt – you see this evil playing card inspired invitation y’all – PLAYING CARD INSPIRED AND THEY ARE PLAYING WITH OUR EMOTIONS!
To add insult to design injury it’s in suit of hearts… use the rest of the suit to club, us over the head and the spade to bury us with – our little layout, kerning and pantone spirits are dead.
Since, we can’t mess with pantone anymore we’re off to comfort eat panettone, and follow it up with a gelato chaser – damn graphic designers making us comfort eat. We gots no love.
None we tell you!
Day ruined by design dastardliness by Gilberto Martimiano<
Transparencies and sweet vector action…
That is what our design nightmares are made of. And the phantasm of day that is making us periodically break into a cold sweat, scream out loud and cry (and then repeat) is this little bundle of pixels by Becky Berry.
The flip side is that we get to comfort eat pastry, while nursing the bruised feelings of our inner child so it’s not all doom – its food and gloom.
*Shrugs whilst inhaling a croissant*
The design glory goes to: Becky Berry