Rachel Gilbert Dresses can get it all day… *bites fist*… in fact so good they get a Joey Lawrence woah!

*nostalgia sigh for Blossom… she got us into waistcoats don’t you know!*

Awesome… best dress porn moment ever.  This fantastic doesn’t just range from the Bride, it covers the guests too… and we think that the dresses are to die for!

Well, not to die for we don’t want you to be in mortal peril for the sake of fashion… but if you want to kill someone that you are not particularly fond of for one of these babies, that’s fine. That would make it the designer equivalent of eugenics; for the removal of one ugly person you get a beautiful gown.

Let that never become law because we suspect that the world pop would drop from 7Billion to half that.  Seriously, the ultimate control of the human species…so where is our pimp medallion and cookie for that masterstroke of thought?

Now, leave us alone we need some private time alone looking at these and a cigarette for afterwards.  Hmmm, A Camel, perhaps, but not a Super King… they lack the requisite sexiness for the moment we are planning to have.

Dresses: (Clockwise) Emmy Dress, Yasmina, Simone, and Chevon