We haven’t found a little bridesmaid bribe in quite some time and we think that you want to give your loveable rogue crew a little something-something for any or all of the following:
- Being the dance floor pioneers – the first ones to get up even if it super cheese / gorgonzola playing
- They will help you carry your train when you need to pee!
- One of them will be the mint supplier, ibuprofen hustler, and pep talk giver (or one might be all of them)
- Well, there your bridesmaid innit tho’
For all of those luscious reason we believe that you should reward them with one of these from The Rogue and The Wolf – do you see what we were trying to do with the ‘loveable rogue’ comment? You did but you don’t care? Well, if you don’t appreciate our literary ambitions we would like to present you with a Cee-Lo style forget you.
Sing it Cee Lo
However, for those of you who get it and get us, you are allowed to see what our favourite things are! These rings are the absolute cutest and yes – we really do deserve them all! We know that there is the ring to rule them all – but fahgettaboudit.
We deal in multiples and not singulars!
We are in the process of watching the transmogrification of London town from urban and in some corners sh*tty into Christmassy and pretty. (*yeah we bleeped ourselves, mother beyond is our resident proof reader and she still has the magical ability to deliver a stinging ass whooping so we parent proofed that line).
Since, we a paraphernalia and paper pimps it makes sense that we are lusting over decorous pieces to add to the gift giving whether it comes to the big day hooray; or on the flip side whether on Jesus day you want to do a bit of pressie pimping – as we are vacuous enough to insist that the outside must be as good as the inside!
As it’s the outside that counts we discovered these luvverly tags over in a little shop full of the gorgeous called Perrodin Supply Company, it’s about gold glitter tags – and they are present pimping perfection. You can pick them up right hurrrr
We love it so when creativity meets high tech and we are still repping for the bridal homies, like Chubb Rock said… ‘Treat ‘em right’… you know it is going to be song time, so chair dance with your bad self.
And we think that this is present (and correct) perfection. Monogram phone cover for the tulle posse, yes sirree… we think that this is super pretty and it’s from Moosebury Cases.
So, don’t just give them diazepam (to cope with the witch fits), and whoopee pies – give them something pretty so if they do feel the urge to Naomi Campbell you, at the very least you will see a lovely monogram before you see stars.
And the other contenders from this range that we are loving:
*goes back to twerking and working to Chubb Rock*
Gather around lovers it’s Wednesday which means an assemblance of our wedding pretty committee is here and our objects of lust are these from Daisy Jewellery: bridesmaid bribery or simply for you best of the guest pimping.
These are a few of our favourite blings!