We haven’t found a little bridesmaid bribe in quite some time and we think that you want to give your loveable rogue crew a little something-something for any or all of the following:
- Being the dance floor pioneers – the first ones to get up even if it super cheese / gorgonzola playing
- They will help you carry your train when you need to pee!
- One of them will be the mint supplier, ibuprofen hustler, and pep talk giver (or one might be all of them)
- Well, there your bridesmaid innit tho’
For all of those luscious reason we believe that you should reward them with one of these from The Rogue and The Wolf – do you see what we were trying to do with the ‘loveable rogue’ comment? You did but you don’t care? Well, if you don’t appreciate our literary ambitions we would like to present you with a Cee-Lo style forget you.
Sing it Cee Lo
However, for those of you who get it and get us, you are allowed to see what our favourite things are! These rings are the absolute cutest and yes – we really do deserve them all! We know that there is the ring to rule them all – but fahgettaboudit.
We deal in multiples and not singulars!
You know us absolute Magpies we love the shiny stuff and we don’t mean rubber we mean jewellery! We love these simply stunning pieces from Zalisander: it’s bright, beautiful and contemporary awesomeness. Would it be bad to wear everything at once?
Anyway, since we have to pick our favourites these are the bling children who would get extra dessert servings, and whatever other assorted benefits come with being a favourite.
Well we are back dear ones and it is a bit of wedding dress crushing for the moment.
When we say wedding dress crushing we are having a one and only moment a bit like the late great Chesney Hawkes, not that he is dead… but his music career is.
That sounded a tad the word the rhymes with witchy. Something is preventing us from saying the b word, it’s like we are having a spiritual renaissance. Fear not, it won’t last for long.
However, let’s get back to the point since we are way too prone to digression. We love this dress form Elliot Claire London. Check out the boat neckline, lace embellishment. It is all too superfine and delicious.
Oh and it you need to see more get yourself over to this here link and if you want buy it NOW, NOW, NOW… you should not just because we told you, but because it’s beautifully epic.
The photographic glory goes to: Elliot Claire London.
Well rather than lovely Monday, it’s lovely Tuesday lovers. Yes I know that the first day back in the office was an ordeal that you don’t want to experience again.
But, I am going to give you the best kind of Groundhog Day in the sense that the only thing that I am giving you is some great links and a mixtape. It was a little out of sync but meetings must and all that good stuff!
But, let’s get into it these are the pretty, wondrous and awesome five things that we loved on the internet this week.
I don’t want any cruel people referencing butter face or surgery. I’m for ANY 92 year old who does cross fit training, who is married to a 60 year old toy boy. My pimp hat tip is for Jackie Stallone – she stole it from Joan Collins who is 81 and awesome. I hope I live to be that old and that fabulous.
Yeah, the link is from the Daily Mail: I think it is a sensationalist, misogynistic, racist, right wing and insults my intelligence but the side bar of shame makes it all worth it.
Swivel chairs at the ready, head nodding and bobbing muscles nice and warmed up…
Let’s dance I’ll lead and you follow.