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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

September 24, 2014  |  Design Envy, Inspiration, Stationery & Graphics  |  No Comments

There is more for us to player hate in the here suite then you could shake a Wacom pen – but we are willing to make a list, how much do we hate thee… let us count the ways, this is where the dramz come from.

  • The illustration
  • The colour palette
  • The custom stamp with GOLD – GOLD (if this is real gold this will bring the aesthetic thug tears out for realz)

 

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And by the time you add in a gif animation…

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Well life, having an imminent terminus becomes quite the seductive fantasy.  So, we would like to ‘thank’ Alex Monzo for contributing to our ‘delightful’ day and for helping us refine our plans for design dignitas: we’re good designers go to die.

We. No. Likey.

The design glory goes to: Alex Monzo

Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

September 10, 2014  |  Design Envy, Inspiration, Stationery & Graphics  |  2 Comments

We’d much rather death by chocolate, but we are fated to endure death by design instead.

It’s all a bit too much…

Killer paper…

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Serial killing kerning…

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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

September 2, 2014  |  Design Envy, Inspiration, Stationery & Graphics  |  1 Comment

Isn’t it just easier to cry quietly in a corner with sobs muffled, rather than broadcast our pain.  But, we have a flair for the theatric and we need a public stage for our agony.

It’s just not fair…

Gorgeous, unique, and different…

As ever, we think about the lovely embryonic state we were in this morning in bed and wonder why on earth did we bother waking up.  Things were so much easier when we weren’t work.  The spoiling of mornings award goes to Anya Aleksandrova.

*gives massive side eye*

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Thank you…

The. End.

A true story of design misery as told by Beyond Beyond

The design glory goes to: Anya Aleksandrova

Envy Never Looked So Good!

Envy Never Looked So Good!

We aren’t going to Willy Wonka this ish… this suite for us has been a passport to pain.  It has hurt our hearts, souls and minds it has been more traumatic than the late night news, and self service checkout counters combined.

The passport to pain aka the wedding invitations of Chelsea on John – in fact we felt so bad after seeing this we rewrote the words to Happy.

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We feel crappy

Clap along if you feel you can’t handle design truth

We feel crappy

Clap along if you feel like throwing yourself off a roof

We feel crappy

Clap along if you know what crappiness is to you

We feel crappy

Clap along if you feel like drinking what’s you wanna do

 an unoriginal arrangement plagiarised from Pharrell 

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Give us an Ivor Novello, a Grammy, a massage, and a cake for that.  At least we can eke out a career and earn some shekels writing lyrics, or writing for food.   We might hate you for your design awesomeness Two if by Sea Studios but you’ve opened the gateway for us to become award winning lyricists, unless you can write songs too – and in that case we’ll be ready to fight MMA style.

*narrow eyes to slits and plots revenge*

The design and photographic glory go to: Two if by Sea Studios