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Envy Never Looked So Good!

Envy Never Looked So Good!

The skin is feeling itchy, no we do wash and it isn’t scabies or nothing.  Hygiene is a corner stone of our lives, we might have filthy thoughts and silly minds – but hygiene isn’t a salutation we shout out to our friend Gene… oh we’ll stop it seems like we’re protesting too much.

The itchy skin is because we want to feel the needle of the tattooist, we have some things that we would like to draw on our bodies… and in lieu of an appointment with the tattooists leather chair, these delightful and delectable paper goodies are going to satisfy an urge and cover our need.

These tattoo cards – straight design murder, why did we not think of it ourselves.  Pure and simple envy of  straight up stellar design – The Neat Shop, we can’t even player hate, it is more about player congratulate!  Awesome.  The End.

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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

October 24, 2011  |  Design Envy, Inspiration  |  1 Comment

We’ll keep this short and sweet. Well not really sweet – but this is short! Pixel stop paper – we really don’t like you! *walks off whistling song that Elle whistled oh so menancingly in Kill Bill*

If you don’t know which track we mean, then picture us being all sinister while playing this little excerpt. We’ll sleep on our hatred and see you all on the morrow *stalks off with a bit of a annoyed flounce chucked in*. Shakes fist at Pixel Stop Paper

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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

October 21, 2011  |  Design Envy, Inspiration  |  5 Comments

Blowing up – it is a hip hop term we like that term when it comes to hip hop –

Example 1.0

Trust-You-Me-I’ll-Blow-Up-Shop
About to blow the roof right offa hip-hop
Cold Rock a Party (Bad Boy Remix)
MC Lyte and Missy do it – that’s a good blow up

Example 1.1

Said next time you blow up try to spit a flow
You wanna criticize dog try a little mo
Eminem – On Fire –  this still  is a good blow up

Example 1.2

or the M.P., what if you see, then I miss ya
I blow up spots like little sisters

Lil Ceaser – Players Anthem *pulls out lighter for Notorious B.I.G* this is a great blow up

When it comes to invitations however, not so good!  Not frigging good at all – in fact it is heart wrenchingly bad when it comes to blow up invitations.  We kind of dealt with the issue before, we kindly explained that we were not happy in the slightest with this turn of events and we have explained all about our misery and depression when all this occurred before *gives side eye to L’Office Optimiste*

But, since people don’t care about our feelings, and that our moods our sinking lower than our Experian score *thank J.Cole – we love borrowed wit* we hiss at you Edyta Photography, glad that Leah’s suprise was happy, wish that we could be brimming with joy over the suprise too!  Like seriously, we need a drink and vodka intravenous drip immediately!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Stop blowing up! Sadly Edyta Photography give good blog too *sob* check it out *bottom lip quiver and more tears*

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The photographic glory goes to: Edyta Photography

And Now for Something Different - Kate Jenkins Knitted Room!!!

And Now for Something Different – Kate Jenkins Knitted Room!!!

We know that it is a very British thing to drone on and on about the weather, but it is colder than a Oedipus up in this female canine *yeesh*, what do you mean that doesn’t make sense? – you know exactly what we are saying in that sentence, it is just that Mother Beyond reads the blog in the library and her little sweet face crumpling over our use of naughty invectives is more than our hearts can bear.  So, today is build your own curse word day on Beyond Beyond.

Now on a day as cold as this we all need a little snugly, and little cosiness and we saw this while we were freezing our ta-tas off on the train, and we thought awwwww.  All we need is a boy (a very slim one at that because it is a single) and we could be all warm and cosy, in the cutest, craftiest, knottiest little hotel room in the whole widey world as knitted by the incredibly talented Kate Jenkins.

So, on a cold morning go ahead and be as snug, as a bug, in a woollen hewn rug wethinks a schlep down to Brighton to experience this in the Pelirocco Hotel, Brighton is in order.   Or we need us a replica – really – how sweet is this?

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