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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

Some hatred is so all encompassing that it doesn’t have words and only a song will do.  So, since evil designer in chief Sam Judson, and  print sidekicks in these paper shenanigans Magpie Press
5Digital.  Well, Ugly Kid Joe can take over here and sing our fave hater anthem.

Sam Judson , we shake our fist at you!

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Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

Oh the New Year won’t stop showcasing hideously sexy paper, why comes, how comes our eyes are subject to an assault of colours, contours and kerning on a day to day basis? Why-eeeeeeeeee?

Our eyes are bloodshot, the cause the classic combination of: Design agony and tears.   Our peace is shot, and our happiness is evaporating like the Alka Seltzer we imbibed in ice cold water after beasting out during Christmas Din Dins (yup we are stretching the Christmas related metaphors for a long as we can).

Brian and Allie, we are immensely happy that you got married, it’s nice that.  But, whilst we wish you a lifetime of love, happiness (and nappiness if you are so inclined to want to produce little people), these salutations don’t extend to Kyle Marks the dastardly print villain of the peace.

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We are off to go look at The Bunny Suicides to elicit a suitable way to die, because if this level of design keeps up, we don’t really want to be here for the summer.

Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

We are having a tuneful day – however this is more of a mournful tune, than happy finger snapping tune.

It is the song of a heart being broken… how.very.dare.you? Mimimi cards… HOW.VERY.DARE.YOU! It is not fair that of you we are now aware…

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*pulls out lighter, sits on floor and lets the orange glow of the butane flame flicker gently whilst crying*

Envy Never Looked so Good!

Envy Never Looked so Good!

December 19, 2011  |  Design Envy, Inspiration, Stationery & Graphics  |  1 Comment

Since it is the season and all of that we are less about the envy and more about the love.  Today instead of being full of hate we are in a loving, sharing and caring kind of mood.

So, here we are cooing, sighing, oohing and giving it a little bit of aahing over this tangerine and marine dream from Bow And Arrow paper, they’ve shot us through the heart.  Do you seeeeeeeeee what we did there? Do you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare?  It doesn’t matter lovelies, but don’t get settled into this zen like behaviour once we’ve finished nursing our food babies on the 25th – normal envy service will resume!

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