Sugar awww honey, honey…
So sickly sweet and horrendously well designed! Oh the pain, it just won’t stop – we would like to pluck our eyes out, but then that would totally defeat the purpose of our lesser graphic design aims.
All we know for sure is that the only way to get through this pain is going to be with a good cry, and since we believe in abstinence and because our livers have begged us not to imbibe anything fermented to sort out jaded little souls. Nicole Ziegler… there will be a poor wounded soul weeping and comfort eating Krispy Kremes at 4am in the morning, and you will be responsible! Yes, YOU!
We wonder if there is any point in striving for happiness – what is the point of living, breathing and seeing when all you experience is design pain.
*falls to the floor and start whimpering – realises that the floor is dirty and stands up, remembers that life is desolate with nothing to live for and lies on the floor again*
The miscreant, design person of intrigue and interest who is making us leak eye water, and making us want to imbibe fire water is Martiszu Ludvikez of Pajka Studio. In our hearts it a deeper shade of blue than the sky, and cold as any winter… *sigh* Martiszu Ludvikez – we hate you!
So there we were; moseying around the interwebs, viewing the sidebar of shame on a not to be mentioned famous newspaper (it’s a tradition of the Shakespearian kind with that newspaper, like the ‘Scottish Play’ you daren’t say it aloud because there are ramifications and repercussions for doing so).
But, drifting back to the point – there you are having a bit of a jape on the internet, and it always goes wrong when you find a designer. Not so much find, but we have been trying to pretend that the prettiness of Berin Made does not exist.
It makes both our eyes cry and souls sigh, and Berin Made happen to do DIY Projects that appear on Love My Dress (Love My Dress could be part of a blog envy post but that is a whole other story) – harrumphs.
The blues sky is not enough of a palliative for our souls… so well find a way of avenging ourselves on nature, so if you see someone sitting in a park with a magnifying glass torturing ants – it will be us, putting our frustrations to good use. Be grateful, it is the least harmful outlet for our design rage that we could find.
*kisses teeth and almost breaks the laptop screen*
It’s double the talent, so it is double the hate – the latest inductee of the design envy rogue gallery of hate – is a photographer AND Illustrator who happens to *kiss teeth* have an awesome Etsy store where you can pick up this goodness too!
Today’s creative miscreant of the moment is… Blanka Biernat, we’ve seen the work of this little design she-devil popping up in Facebook feeds, and as super *grunts angrily* cute avatars all over damn twitter. She has the audacity to take your picture and turn it into a bespoke illustration!
And we don’t like it we tell you, we don’t like it a jot – we need design love too! So, this morning, we are spitting in the digital coffee of Blanka Biernat, whilst silently nursing a secret love and longing in our hearts. It’s like Helga and Arnold all over again.
The photographic glory goes to: Blanka Biernat